Faux Feminists March For Freebies

The Women’s March was a confused spectacle.  As a woman who thought this same way 15 years ago, I can personally say these women are foolish, self-absorbed, white elitist, pseudo-intellectual parasites searching for victimhood while claiming independence from and power over cruel American male domination. In the same breath they demand to be completely subsidized and cared for by the government from cradle (if they make it that far without being aborted) to grave.  Dignity and logic were both non-existent in the sea of pink pimple hats.

 

Real feminism is dead.  American women have lived too long in a country with a government that has coddled them and told them they were not sluts if they sleep with 100 men.  Lower your standards still lower, ladies, please!  That’s the American way.  Take a Gardasil shot that may or may not protect you from a few of the many cancers you can contract while having multiple sex partners.  You go girl!  That’s using your college educated head.  Don’t worry, you are safe to catch STD’s and pass them on as long as you are on oral contraceptives.

None of these geniuses bother to ask the question why abortion numbers are so high if every woman who wants to sleep around is on government funded contraceptives?  We’ve just had 8 years of their guy, Don’t be a Mama, Obama.  We now have more herpes and less babies.  Success!  If these women are so evolved, why does women’s health now revolve around their sex lives more than anything else?  It seems, by the level of desperation for free contraceptives and access to abortion, the left promotes a society of sex slaves where the number one health risk is getting knocked up unintentionally.   What sort of feminists who want control over their bodies are that out of control themselves and unaccountable for their own actions? Feminism is dead.

Not to be in contradiction, just contraception, liberal women are equally obsessed with clean food as is the jargon of white, liberal elites. They shudder if they consume anything other than gluten-free, organic veggie mounds picked by undocumented $15 an hour immigrants who wash them with gloved hands in filtered spring water from Colorado.  Yet these same yoga posing temples of politically correct virtue ingest chemicals that warp their reproductive systems, making their bodies respond in anything but a natural cycle of order. Oommmmm?

 

Fertility is now treated like a manageable disease.  If the crappy Planned Parenthood contraceptives don’t work, there’s always the snatch and grab they can have done at the local Planned Parenthood outlet.  That’s what these women deem their sacred health care that Donald Trump is so laser focused on taking away. (Straw man alert)  They want the government (American tax dollars) to fully fund their sex slave status while banning anyone from having a choice as to where to send children to school.  I forgot, for many on the left, children are the result of a failure to abort.  The “choice” ended with aborting and does not extend to education.  That’s progressive logic.  Keep the offspring in government schools so they can be molded into the next generation of fruitless sex slaves.

I saw one sign that read, “I want my son’s future partners to have access to safe abortions.”  Liberal motherly love, nothing but the best for their kid’s sex lives.  This is America.  If these are your ideals, fine.  But please do not label what you pursue as “Women’s health”.  Be truthful.  It is “Sexual health”.  Own it.  It’s not Planned Parenthood, it is Planned Selfhood.  Parenthood is God’s doing.  Abortion is something God wants nothing to do with.  And I bet if you polled the babies, they would want to stay clear of it too.  They just can’t march or vote.  So do your nasty thang, girls, but don’t make me pay for it.  A real feminist picks up her own check.